Once upon a time,
there was a planet far away in the outer space.
Environment there was almost the same with that on the Earth.
So of course there're aliens living on it!
After a long process of multiply and evolution,
those aliens established a set of their own civilization system.
One day, their scientists predicted that their galaxy was gonna collapse.
To escape the disaster, they immigrated by spaceship onto other planets in the universe.
And one group of them came to the Earth.
They called themselves the Fox Clan.
Ancient earthmen were so shocked when they first saw them.
An ancient book named Records Of Strange Events reads that a huge ship-like object flew above the west sea.
People in it wore hats,
had white feathers all over their body,
flew high up in the sky with no wings.
It's the first impression the Fox Clan left on humans.
To adapt to environment on the Earth,
the Fox clan themselves never stopped evolving.
Finally, they looked like humans,
and gradually fit in with humans' lives.
Since ancient times,
the conflicts between humans and the Fox Clan never ceased.
In Tang Dynasty, there was an official named Tai Fu.
He was very intrigued with love affairs between humans and foxes. He believed that love transcended everything.
After he died,
his son compiled the stories that he wrote into volumes,
named it Kuang-i-chi and then punished it.
It became popular ever since.
After being exaggerated by storytellers.
and spread from one to another,
the Fox Clan first made humans interested and then scared gradually.
Foxes found humans more and more unfriendly.
So they had to conceal themselves in the human world.
Moonshine And Valentine SUBTITLES BY Babel Fansub
Episode 05 Alina, Katherine, Sophia
Xi.
Mister.
My lord.
This is our tradition.
Have the orb of charm with you.
Others will know that
we'll be together forever.
Lord Qingmu.
Why asked Xi give the orb of charm to that human girl now?
She'll...
For Xi,
she must healthily live to her twenty five
until the next date of Pure-yang.
A human lives for a long time in our clan.
Plant fragrance as soon as possible,
thus can protect her from being hurt by some untold clansmen.
But lord Qingmu...
Long time no see!
Primary priest.
Long time no see.
Secondary priest.
Primary priest.
Lord Qingmu wants to see you.
Secondary priest.
Please back to tell him that
I have no time.
Xi.
This time, your father...
I haven't contacted with Qingmu for hundreds of years.
No need to see.
Such a long time confrontation of you two has adverse effect on our Fox clan.
You can go back now.
I got things to do.
Alright.
Anyway,
I've finished my task.
Bye.
Zhao Song.
Have you sent out your orb of charm?
Mine?
No. Still here with me.
What do you wanna know?
Just asking.
Wish you happiness!
So good weather!
Looking for the mirror?
There's no use to find it.
He doesn't appreciate.
Just give up.
Stop your sarcastic remarks, okay?!
No matter what,
your feeling happy is the most important.
But you'd better not use your mystical arts.
You know why?
You should know it.
Because I'll worry about you.
See you.
The Orb of Charm Fairy Fox
Introduction of Fairy Fox.
What flavour here?
So nice-smelling!
Flavour? No.
Let's go to the meeting.
Okay, coming soon.
Okay.
Ten minutes' rest for you.
Then rehearse again right here.
Okay?
Nuo!
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Today here is only for staff.
You can come some other day.
Okay. Got it.
You are avoiding me, right?
Let's talk about it.
You can wait for our dinner with Pipi later. Well.
We're also friends.
And classmates.
So we'll have more time staying together.
And we didn't do or say anything might make Pipi sad.
Why are you avoiding me?
That's right.
We hasn't had some particular interactions yet.
And some improper words.
But I'm afraid that one day,
I can't stand to say something.
The Physical Feature of Fairy Fox
Attention.
Not very satisfactory magazine sales this issue.
Hope a good job next issue.
Pipi.
How about your interviewing Helan?
I found that Helan , in the past,
was a surname of northern minorities.
And then was classified into surname He.
The reason why it's still used now is unclear.
You know, Helan Jingting is wealthy.
But I can't find any information about him
in any websites, even in micro blog and wechat.
Like a nonentity.
You mean he is an ancient?
I found it.
Helan Jinming.
Helan Jingting!
Not Jingting, it's Helan Jinming!
A poet in Tang dynasty.
Look!
Scholar of Kaiyuan sixteen-year of the Tang Dynasty .
And imperial censor.
Also worked as Henan envoy.
Your point!
He married a pretty fox.
Married a fox?!
Then she was forced to steal the treasure golden flower mirror.
And finally killed by others.
Where did you find it?
Kuang-i chi No textual research.
No need textual research about fox.
Just like Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio You are gonna give textual research to
all the fantasy tales?
Look.
The sis family of Empress Wu Zetian also surnamed Helan.
It was said that many people had charm power.
They can even control people's body and thought.
Pipi.
I've wondered that how could you
make Helan Jingting's appointment?
Do you know him?
Is he nice?
Not familiar.
I just think he is weird.
Guan Pipi!
You are making no sense!
Alright. Don't always rebuke her!
We all cannot make Helan's appointment,
but Pipi could.
Who knows how she succeeded?
In my eyes, they are strangely familiar.
Chief editor.
How about giving up the relationship between Helan and Qianhua
And changing into that between a reporter and a plute?
And the reporter earn fame overnight.
Cut it out!
I'm not familiar with him. Okay.
I have a meeting later.
Just keep your research.
Then report to me.
Okay. I just go home to prepare the interview.
Fine.
You're wearing perfume?
Which brand?
I didn't.
You seems well-behaved.
But no truth in your words.
Tell me.
That lanky man who took me to the exhibition.
His name?
I don't know.
Only know that he is that kinda plastic surgeon.
Which hospital?
No idea.
Anything you know?!
I gotta find it myself.
I'll go now.
Yu.
Do you smell the flavour?
Seems from Pipi.
The story you said just now.
About empress Wu Zetian. The story you said just now.
About empress Wu Zetian. Tell me again.
The sis family of Empress Wu Zetian also surnamed Helan.
It was said that many people had glamour power.
They can even control people's body and thought.
Thanks.
What do you wanna eat today?
As usual.
Okay.
Kuanyong.
What's the matter of the orb of charm?
Doesn't work?
It would glitter at once once Huiyan took it.
But why no reaction in Miss Guan?
Easy to explain.
The orb of charm only glitter
when the giver and the receiver love each other.
What?
That means.
Miss Guan fell in love with our lord at the first sight before.
But now.
She hasn't fallen in love with him.
That's right!
What I wanna know is
why she hasn't fallen in love with the lord?
Maybe people's preferences
has changed with era.
This your answer?! That's all?! Sandwiches for you two.
Thanks. Can I ask a question?
No!
Not you!
Why you come here so frequently?
Because we are so handsome.
The waitress in other restaurants will bother us.
But here are quiet surroundings and delicious food.
And mainly because no woman here.
You get yourself wrong.
Here still sits a woman.
who do you mean?
You!
Say again!
No!
He meant that,
this is a cafe with delicious sandwiches
and fresh vegetables.
Thanks.
Childish!
Who...
You!
Kuanyong.
What are you laughing at?
Laugh? I?
You didn't?
You were laughing at my being defeated.
Hundreds of years.
I haven't seen your being defeated in bicker.
Who was defeated? Are you kidding?
I, Xiu Xian, was defeated?!
Is it possible? I...
Hello, my lord.
Okay, calm down.
Okay.
Fine. Bye.
Go. An emergency.
What emergency?
I don't know. Just go back first.
Pay the bill!
Keep the change!
Jian Zhihong, help me, okay?
No.
If I could, I would have helped you.
Jian Zhihong, help me on this occasion, okay?
Miss Wang.
I'm busy, okay!
Don't you see my works?
And we have a meeting later.
We were classmates. so help me this time, okay?
Only help me check the ingredients.
Why give detection to a lipstick?
The point is that I felt uncomfortable in my lips after using it.
I may be allergic.
Allergic!
If you're allergic,
just throw it away!
I wanna give a report about it.
See if the manufacturer added some harmful ingredients,
which encroaches on consumers' rights.
Choose some other time.
I really have a meeting soon.
Go too far!
The doctor didn't help patient!
Neglecting a wounded patient!
Wang Xuan!
Miss Wang.
Fine! Fine!
Give the lipstick to me now. I'll spare a time to detect for you
once I finish my work early,okay?
You should have said that.
I needn't have been shrewish.
Okay, thanks.
No second time!
Yes!
My lord.
What's wrong?
You're here.
Which one?
The important thing first.
That's it.
This life, with Miss Guan, I haven't had...
Date?
Yes.
So I feel...
Very...
Nervous?
Yes.
What the girls really like nowadays?
Actually.
It's really troublesome to get along with them.
Be specific.
For instance,
Dating with a girl,
you say honey, are you hungry?
What do you wanna eat? She says not hungry. You can order.
What's the real meaning?
She doesn't wanna eat anything.
No.
She actually hopes you can order the food she likes.
And coax her to eat.
Another example.
She asks you to order the food.
What about this?
She isn't picky.
She wants me to make decision.
She virtually hopes you can order all the food
that she really likes but a little expensive.
So troublesome!
Not that kinda troublesome in fact.
The girls now are really simple.
Just remember.
Getting along with them,
their yes means no,
and no means yes!
Yes means no.
No means yes!
That's right!
How about this one?
Entire yes!
Good! Really good! Really simple, right?
You can do it, my lord. Go for it!
Do finish your paper in the former semester.
Cuz then you'll busy in all your job interview!
So please give me more experience, senior.
In fact, I wanna go to Ogilvy.
Why all of you have the wish?
However,
I take little interest in advertising.
Where do you want work?
Where?
I don't know, either.
Not too much thinking about it.
At this coming graduation,
I still have no idea about
what I really like, fit, and want.
Well...
Are you free tonight?
I wanna treat you to dinner.
Treat me to dinner?
Have some request, right?
Not really.
Tian Xin.
Can you spare me some time
and have a talk?
Sorry.
I'm discussing something important with my classmates.
Never mind!
You talk first.
What did you mean this afternoon?
What? The meaning?
Means don't come to see me so often.
That's not what I want know.
But you said you are afraid...
I have no time to talk about this.
I'm busy.
Just finish our talk.
We've known each other
for many years since high school.
I'm not a outsider, right? Can you say away?
Your illegibility will hurt not only us.
Fine.
To tell you the truth.
What I'm afraid to tell you is
Tao Jialin, I fell in love with you!
Are you satisfied now?
Do you wanna know my answer?
I don't care about that!
We've been classmates since high school.
You are clear about my feelings for you.
And I know your feelings for me.
I admit that I like you.
But not worth my losing Pipi's friendship.
I'm Pipi's best friend And you! Her lover!
If we start our relationship,
we all lose Pipi.
But for Pipi, she loses we two!
And us means her whole world.
You care too much about Pipi's feeling.
I feel happy for her.
Then can you care about my feelings?
Also yours!?
I've thought it over.
The least harmful way is the most sensible.
If we continue the present condition,
we three will be more painful.
Pipi will find that her lover doesn't love... Stop it, okay!?
That's enough!
Do you remember the restaurant I told you?
I'll wait you here for dinner.
Just calm down. And think it carefully.
Then keep our appointment.
No need. You won't see me.
Excuse me...
I forgot my phone.
Don't you wanna treat me to dinner tonight?
Give me the address.
Really?
I'll make a reservation now.
You see.
I like you.
But I also may like others.
I have more choices.
But Pipi,
she only loves you.
Please don't let her down.
Finish it?
Right now!
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Here is...
Lord Helan!
No!
Why?
Too exaggerate.
What's wrong?
Have a rest.
Let me do it.
My lord, too exposed.
I've said no!
What if meet picaras?
Very cool, okay?!
Shouldn't we show the sex appeal of a mature man?
Show you the paragon of mature men.
My lord!
My lord.
No comments from me.
Just see it yourself, like...
A gentleman.
A white bat is more vivid!
Right?
What's this? Zhao Kuanyong?
No creativity!
Very common.
Featureless.
I'll decide by myself.
Any distinction from your usual wearing?
No difference.
So why did you call us?
Thanks you two.
Orthopedic Hospital
Zhao Kuanyong
May I help you, miss?
Please have a registration for me.
No registration on the scene. Only online reservation.
This is for your reference.
I'm in a hurry.
Can you give me an exception?
You're in a hurry.
But it's a orthopedic clinic.
No emergency department here.
I'm gonna marry tomorrow.
So wanna be more pretty.
Miss!
Even a minor operation need a recovery period.
We can't make it for you.
Can you check for me if there is any cancelled reservation?
Or if there is anyone who didn't keep the reservation?
I can wait.
Okay.
Wait a moment.
Thanks.
Excuse me, you may be a regular customer,right?
So do you know
a tall and handsome doctor here?
Here are two.
Which one do you mean, the gentle one or glib one?
The gentle one.
Dr. Zhao.
How about his skills?
Which aspect?
No. I mean
his plastic operation skill.
Not bad.
So many reservations are all for him.
Does he have girlfriend?
Depend on your definition of girlfriend.
I...
Hello, do you remember me?
Who you took...
Sorry, I gotta prepare for my operation.
I...
Please wait.
Miss.
You may don't understand
what I said last time.
It's okay. Once again for you.
We are plastic surgeons.
Not conjurers.
We are unable to improve your appearance.
Linda. Upstairs, please.
Sir, would you like to order now?
I'm waiting for my friend.
Okay.
- Hello,Mr. Helan Jingting. - Miss Guan.
It's the first time that I have come to such a high restaurant.
So wonderful night scene.
Me too.
I just think you may be a regular customer here.
Miss Guan.
My wearing the orb of charm for you last time is really...
That's okay.
Now.
Start our interview.
Don't we have dinner here?
You can enjoy yourself.
I come mainly for interview.
I don't eat human food.
Again your nonsense.
Wait.
Record it.
Okay.
Mr. Helan Jingting.
Just call me Helan.
Or Helan Xi.
My acquaintances all call me Xi.
What's your job?
I'm into buying antiques.
An antiquer.
And your income source?
No income.
Rich second generation.
And your girlfriend?
No.
But I have a girl in my heart.
Qianhua?
Miss Guan, your interview is about privacy inquiry?
I don't want.
But it's this work, you know.
Although my chief editor treats me well.
actually, this job is just a practice for me.
What I really wanna do is that kinda
political reporter.
That can explore the deep social problems.
So...
What kind of news do you prefer?
Too many.
Like...
About environmental protection. I like it.
You know what.
I once saw a documentary about ivory trafficking.
So shocked.
Then I feel that
it will be better to report
such news to more people.
So I should work harder.
I wanna be a...
It would be great if I can
work in a news office like Xincheng Daily.
I believe you will succeed.
And I'll spare no efforts to help you.
No need to do this.
Can I ask you a question?
Fine.
What would you like to eat?
No need.
Just make my interview.
I hope you can eat something.
Waiter!
Really no need.
Have today's signature dishes and dessert for this miss.
Okay.
And drinks?
How about bubbly water?
No need.
A cup of bubbly water.
Okay.
We have fresh seafood today.
Wanna try? No. I don't eat seafood.
One seafood plate.
Okay.
Just a moment.
Didn't you say that you don't eat human food?
Yes, but you can.
What do you usually eat?
Flowers.
Which kind?
Broccoli or cauliflower.
Flowers.
Stuff and nonsense.
Flowers.
Okay, you eat flowers.
Which kind? And how?
Fry?
Make tea?
Cake?
Just raw flowers.
Raw flowers.
Three meals a day?
How many?
By single number or weight?
It ups to my mood.
Here are some flowers.
Just eat.
Let me see.
No.
Why?
They were fertilized.
Mr.Helan.
Call me Helan.
Could you please support my work?
You agreed my interview!
So I went to that auction, right?
I... I've always supported you.
I truly answered all the question you asked me.
Truly answered?
You're kidding me, okay?!
I've never fooled you this life!
This life.
It isn't used like this, okay?
Do you wanna add some lemon?
No!
Add some lemon for her.
One more question.
Where is your hometown?
The Skyfox Planet.
No idea. Which province?
It's a planet.
So you're an alien?
I'm from other planet.
More accurate.
I'm not a human.
So you're...
A fox.
You're a fox from other planet?
Yes.
I gotta go.
Why?
You don't know the reason?!
I don't eat seafood!
I'm allergic to it!
Can it be refunded?
Sorry, no.
See!
I've said no but you ordered it!
Take it away! Hurry!
Okay.
Change another one without seafood.
I'm so sorry, Miss Guan.
Xiu Xian told me that girl's no means yes.
I really don't know how to get along with girls.
So I'm really...
Sorry.
Jian, you're reliable!
So quick a result.
There are really no abnormal ingredient in the lipstick?
You can be relieved about this.
Very simple and safe materials.
Even inconceivably simple.
The normal ingredients are not be used in it.
What?
Do you remember the lead in our high school chemistry?
As a color agent,
lead is a common element in lipsticks.
But no lead in this lipstick!
And it even has such pretty color.
Just like being witched.
Where did you buy it?
How can you be allergic?
You don't eat anything?
I really merely eat flowers.
LLSM (Living longer, see more).
Since you mentioned it.
I've written down some words you usually say.
But I don't understand.
Like this LLSM.
And SDR.
What's the meaning?
LLSM means the longer you live, the more you'll see.
SDR means something may sound difficult but reasonable.
These are all written by punsters?
Yes.
If you get into it,
there are many words.
Say, good news worth spreading.
And too tired to love and so on.
SDU (Sounds difficult but understandable)
What's the meaning?
Sounds difficult but understandable.
You're right.
Just some cyberwords.
As a youngster, don't you search online?
I'm older than you.
How old are you?
Over nine hundred years.
Again your nonsense.
Over nine hundred years old.
How to prove yourself a
over nine hundred -year-old fox?
I have a keen sense of smell.
How acute?
I can smell that you did lots of paperwork.
Because of the smell of ink left on your hands.
And you ate pork-steamed bun this noon.
Then a cup of yogurt.
All I ate this noon has already been digested! You can even smell this?!
Are you fooling me?
I can not only smell what you've eaten,
but also the next dish.
Just say. What is it?
Square steak with truffle paste,
and carrot,
spinage and Italian fish sauce.
You can even smell the shape?
You chose this restaurant,
so you must be familiar with their dishes.
Fool me again.
Except my smelling shape,
I can also smell that you're a little angry now.
If you were me,
wouldn't you feel angry?
You asked, I answered. Why angry?
You don't trust me, right?
Smell the answer by yourself.
I'll tell you one more time.
I've never cheated you this life.
This life...
Fine. Let me make a summary.
From another planet, you're a over
nine -hundred- year-old fox in human looks. Right?
Yes.
So the two men with you are also foxes? Yes. We're from fox clan.
Fox clan.
They also eat flowers?
Only me.
Some other foxes eat liver.
Liver?
What liver?
Human's liver.
Oh my god!
I gotta go to the restroom.
Did I frighten you?
No.
Don't you want truth?
Is that the truth?
Human are narrow-minded.
They're not willing to believe in things beyond their cognition.
Do you wanna have a try?
What're you doing?
I won't hurt you.
It's said that lies made the world better.
Just like anesthetics.
You can live in your illusion without facing the cruel reality.
So when you know the truth,
You'll even blame him.
Why didn't say lies?
Why told me the truth?
Sometimes, living in the world of lies
makes us feel happier.